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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

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Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?