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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:39

Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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